Obama, The Man With A Secret Plan.

  I've heard lately, President Obama has a new jobs  plan, maybe you heard that too. It seems President Obama's jobs  plan is top secret. I wonder why? I have a feeling,  I know why. President Obama has to keep his jobs plan a secret, until sometime in September. It seems his new  jobs  plan is so secret,  that even he,  doesn't know what it is  yet!  I think President Obama is a man of  many hidden economic and  job creative talents.  Now these talents are very well hidden,  so well hidden in fact, unemployed Americans have been looking for them  for almost three years now,  and they haven't found those talents yet!  I have a feeling President Obama won't even know  the details of  his jobs plan till he reads them off a teleprompter,  as he gives another lack luster speech,  in front of the American people.  Perhaps President Obama is afraid the American people won't understand his jobs plan, after all,  he is a Harvard intellectual  you know, and after all, Americans are a very  simple minded people.
  I know, maybe,  Vice President Joe Biden should explain the new jobs plan to the American people, after all he's a real man of the people you know. Vice President Biden,  has a real ability to make complicated things very simple. As a matter of  fact, he recently, said in China, that he understood why China had the right to force families to have abortions,  even if they didn't want to. Surely a man who can understand  China's government policies, would have no problem explaining the new jobs plan to the American people. Wait a minute, I have a better idea! President Obama should let Congresswoman Maxine Waters  present his new   jobs plan,  to the American people, after all,  Americans know,  she tells it like it is!  By the way, a special note to the members of the  Tea  Party, the next time Congresswoman Waters tells you to go straight to Hell just consider that an open invitation to come over to her house , because after all, she's the Congresswoman from Hell!
  It seems,  that some of the details of President Obama's jobs plan have been leaked to the press, it seems,  the jobs plan calls for more investment in infrastructure which as  we all know, is code for an increase in taxes, and more economic stimulus is also  in  the new jobs plan as well.  Wait a minute,  this new jobs plan, sounds        a  lot,   like the old jobs plan to me.  Americans know how well  President Obama's economic stimulus  worked the first time. I bet, Americans,  can't wait,  to try these economic policies again. I find this,  a bit strange however, I would have thought,  a man with President  Obama's intelligence,  could have come up with a jobs plan a bit, more original. As always, my friends, these thoughts remain, just some words to think on.